2025 DTTC Showdown: DickTouchers vs. Thundercunts – College GameDay Panel Preview

• Rece Davis:
  “Folks, this matchup is all about the duel between Dan Snyder and Vinnie Biros. Snyder’s boarish, aggressive approach versus Vin’s unpredictable streak makes this more than just a golf match—it’s a psychological war. The DickTouchers’ steady scoring, anchored by Captain Country Club and Shane Mooney, gives them a slight edge, but this will be determined hole by hole. I’m leaning DickTouchers—they’re disciplined, and Snyder knows how to rattle a volatile opponent.”

• Pat McAfee:
  “Alright, listen—this thing is pure madness. Vinnie Biros is like a stick of dynamite with a short fuse, and when he goes off, boom, the whole match swings. But here’s the twist: discipline usually beats chaos, and the DickTouchers have the steady hands. Nick Vellky? He’s looking to bury last year’s demons, and if he finds that old groove, that’s a massive X-factor. So where do I go? My heart says chaos, my head says discipline… screw it, I’ll flip a coin—nope, I’m riding the edge here. Give me the DickTouchers… wait, no—you know what, forget it, I’m calling for an explosion. Thundercunts in a shocker!”

• Kirk Herbstreit:
  “The key here is execution under pressure. Both teams have talent, but you can’t overlook the consistency factor. The Thundercunts’ only path is Vin holding it together mentally, which is easier said than done when Snyder is in his ear. Meanwhile, Nick Vellky is looking to bury last year’s demons and get back to his usual strong form—if he delivers, that steadies the DickTouchers even more. I’m taking DickTouchers big.”

• Chris Fowler:
  “Every golf hole in this matchup is essentially a round in a poker game. The DickTouchers have the advantage of predictability and solid scoring from their base, while the Thundercunts ride and die with Vin Biros’ performance. If Vin can resist Snyder’s psychological tactics, there’s hope—but history favors consistency. I’m going with DickTouchers to take this one, but it’s going to be a wild ride, especially in the Snyder-Vin matchup.”

• Lee Corso:
  “Now folks, you know me—I love the strategy, I love the brains, and I love a team that can grind it out. The DickTouchers have that written all over them: steady scoring, a smart leader in Snyder, and they just know how to handle pressure. I’d say on paper, they’re the safe pick… but wait a second! Sometimes you’ve got to trust the chaos, and that’s why I’m taking the Thundercunts! Vin Biros can explode on the scoreboard and steal a showdown, and that’s exactly what I’m betting on!”

DTTC Showdown Expert Panel Scorecard

Rece Davis 

132 DT 125 TC

Pat McAfee

130 DT 133 TC

Kirk Herbstreit

135 DT 120 TC

Chris Fowler

133 DT 122 TC

Lee Corso

128 DT 132 TC