Vin "Pocket Hercules" Spezia

Sporting a fancy new last name and standing at a towering 5'2.5, because every single half-inch matters when you're built like a fire hydrant—Vin Spezia is the official "Pocket Hercules" of the group. A former competitive weightlifter back in his glory days over a decade ago, Vin traded the barbell for a golf club, but he definitely forgot to leave the unbridled aggression at the gym. He is a tightly packed, walking pressure cooker, identifiable by his signature "agressive sniff" right before he completely loses his composure. Whether it’s Shane’s ridiculous sunglasses or Snyder doing literally anything to draw breath, it only takes a mild provocation to send Vin into a rage, turning his forehead into a terrifying roadmap of popping veins.

Despite his constant battle with anger management on the course, Vin actually possesses a surprisingly gentle side when the dust settles. As a legitimately skilled nurse, he’s the first one to step up and patch together the group’s walking wounded—a vital service for a team that includes guys constantly fighting gravity and head injury threats. Unfortunately, his medical training offers zero cure for his own familial connections, as he bears the tragic burden of being the brother-in-law to Dan Bish, the group’s resident noise-polluting chiropractor.

When it comes to his golf game, Vin has developed into a genuinely good player, though his scorecard reads like a volatile stock market chart. The man is capable of absolute brilliance—having flashed a round of 79 last year—only to follow it up immediately with a chaotic 92 once the rage takes over and the swing thoughts get a bit too heavy. If Vin can keep his forehead veins from bursting and resist the urge to tackle his in-law on the back nine, he’s a serious threat on the leaderboard. If not, at least he’s fully qualified to administer his own first aid.