Brian Sharlow

Brian Sharlow is a left-handed wildcard whose strong slice is only slightly less dangerous than his weekend lifestyle. A solid golfer when he wants to be, he can crush drives and sneak pars with enough skill to keep the Thundercunts competitive—but just as often, he’s a human chaos generator, turning a friendly round into a mix of spectacle and terror.

Off the course, Sharlow is absolute mayhem. He drinks like a fish, arm wrestles strangers in bars for no reason, and—most notoriously—peed on the floor of his bedroom during his first DTTC appearance. This year, he booked the rental house himself, leaving everyone to pray his bladder holds up or face financial ruin. Brian Sharlow isn’t just a golfer; he’s a ticking time bomb of booze, mischief, and questionable bladder control, and watching him in action is like watching a hurricane try to play a left-handed round of golf.