Dan "Doctor Bish" Vish

Dan Vish, the self-proclaimed "Doctor" of the Thunder Cunts golf team, couldn't adjust his way out of a paper bag, let alone straighten out his atrocious golf swing. Known more for his shady massages than any legitimate chiropractic skills, Dan's dubious reputation precedes him like a cloud of cheap cologne in a sauna. His penchant for shouting every thought that crosses his mind makes him a one-man cacophony, turning every round of golf into an auditory assault that rivals a metal concert. Despite his boisterous exterior, Dan's drink of choice remains as sophisticated as a frat house pledge, nursing his Mikes Hard Lemonade like it's the elixir of adulthood.