Nick "Mid Dog" Vellky

Nick "Mid Dog" Vellky, the Dick Touchers' resident embodiment of mediocrity on the fairways, struts around like a peacock but pecks like a pigeon when it comes to golf. Despite his newfound ability to occasionally launch a decent drive, his chipping skills resemble a blindfolded lumberjack swinging an axe. Known as Squeaky Nick for his incessant whining until he gets his way, he fancies himself a "big dog" but in reality, he's more like a stray mutt searching for scraps. When faced with adversity, Mid Dog predictably tucks tail and scampers away, ensuring he avoids any confrontation with his own shortcomings. Nick's presence on the course is about as impactful as a divot on the green, leaving teammates wondering if his disappearing act is an attempt to save face or simply a natural talent for avoiding responsibility.